The Pacific Index

Clifford cooks the books for personal gain

"Chad" Tyler Brown

April 5, 2018

Filed under April Fools

Something just does not seem right in The Pacific Index office these days. Index Staff members were not allowed to go on their usual beach retreat this year due to a lack of funds. It is ironic because this has been the best year...

Soundcloud, mumbling, and white boys are here to save hip hop music

"Carmel Macchiato" Shelby Cokeley

April 5, 2018

Filed under April Fools

What do Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Peep, Lil Pump and Lil Xan all have in common? You guessed right, the star power and potential to completely dismantle your current top five dead or alive ranking. Millenials are forever indebted...

Pacific point guard preps for upcoming draft

"Cough Drop Dave" (Dave Cassady)

April 5, 2018

Filed under April Fools, Sports

Pacific basketball standout Aiden Lannom has been implicated in the NCAA’s play-for pay scandal that has rocked college basketball. According to the Blue Mountain Eagle Lannom was offered $100,000 to play for the University...

CPS pilfers bikes

Holly Bartholomew and Ben Hopwood

April 4, 2016

Filed under April Fools

In the past few weeks, Pacific’s campus has seen a sharp increase in theft of students’ bikes. Also in the past few weeks, CPS officers have begun cruising campus on bicycles. Between March 1 and 2, seven bikes...

Boersema meets Captain Kirk

Keyah Agoot

April 4, 2016

Filed under April Fools

In celebration of his final semester as a philosophy professor, the philosophy department is sending David Boersema on the trip of a lifetime to space, the final frontier on the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Ph...

Focal Studies keeps students at Pacific

Dave Cassady

April 4, 2016

Filed under April Fools

Half of Pacific’s seniors will not be graduating this year because they haven’t completed their focal studies requirements.Theuniversitysaiditwas too late for graduating seniors to fill out the forms and take the classes. ...

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